College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

"Hit me, go ahead because I’d love to take up the chance of becoming a cripple, going into a coma, losing the ability to move any of my limbs, or even possibly becoming brain dead because I was stupid enough to walk in front of a moving vehicle because it was my own damn fault I didn’t prioritize my life and school work like I know I should have and instead was fucking around instead of thinking of studying or doing well in school so I can get my degree faster and get the hell out of the hell hole many people call school, but you know what it’s be so much easier to deal with it if you just went ahead and potentially killed me."

(via misericordia-sempiterna)